I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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