I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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