You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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