I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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