When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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