Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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