Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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