nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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