ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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