dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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