You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
