How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
