i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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