It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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