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  My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.

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• You're still a virgin because you call it the "humpty hump." Next time say you want to "plow" her.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:05am

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• In a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:14am

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• I have a feeling that was me...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:02am

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• Ouch..that's an uneventful night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:49am

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• that's when you roll over, and pretend to cuddle, while masturbating as quietly as possible.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:32am

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• 1998 called and it wants its humpty hump reference back

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:31pm

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• Ever heard of the friend zone? I think you just found it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:11am

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• A guy did this to me and took me to another state to do it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:39pm

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• You asked her to do 'the humpty hump'? Maybe that's why she remained fully clothed.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:21am

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• good for her! she's not a whore!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:59pm

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• Or maybe u just have no game...way to suck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:19pm

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• maybe if you were better in bed you wouldnt have an issue

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:29am

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• Maybe she is actually one of the few girls left that has morals. But don't worry there's pletty of sluts out there ripe for the picking.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:45pm

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• Could be because you say things like "humpty hump".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:24am

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• All these people talking about how this girl has "morals" are retarded. She won't do anything sexual but she will sleep in the bed of some dude she dosen't care enough for to want to do anything with, or will invite same underdesired person to sleep in her bed= looser not moral.

  Submitted by nmstew on Aug 20, 10 at 7:59am

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• she might be playing hard to get, or be on the rag.....or it may be because you use the phrase "humpty hump"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:31am

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• I slept with her too....it was terrible....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:38pm

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• I'd say you have needs she's not able to fill, therefore there's no sense in wasting your time with her, she can share a bed with someone else and you can find someone to fill your needs to share your bed with you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:16pm

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• Maybe her idea would change if you stopped calling it the humpty hump....just a thought.

  Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Mar 11, 12 at 3:50pm

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• My dad gave me advice for that situation... "Son, lay in the middle of the bed and jack off to show her you don't need her."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:10pm

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• 11:32 dude that's fucking hilarious!! You win!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:28pm

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• I have submitted texts 10x funnier than this and never get posted wtf?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:52am

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• "Humpty Hump"? You don't deserve to get laid.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:22pm

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• Me too 852...I don't get it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:27am

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• Get your game up, pussy!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:56am

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• Maybe if you weren't wearing the Humpty costume at the time you'd have at least gotten a hand job.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:14am

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• it's nice to know that SOME women from across the pond still have some morals, decency and self respect. but 11:45 is right, there are millions of sluts out there ready to sleep with any loser that crosses their path. step outside and throw a rock, i'm sure you'll hit gold.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:31am

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• Humpty hump was a song in the 90's grow up stupid little middle schoolers that don't know shit and are too young to have sex anyways

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:29pm

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