See, this is why you use all-natural Crystal (salt) deodorant! My armpits smell vaguely of salt at their worst, and from what I've been told, don't taste bad at all. You guys need to start dating crunchy-granola-hippie chicks. We know our shit. XD
The actual arm pick licking isn't a bad idea, maybe kind of hot. But has anyone ever accidentally tasted deodorant? I have I'll admit, and it isn't pleasant.
12:23 ya know what don't be a pussy. What's the worst that could happen? A little musk or a little deotarant in your mouth while you're pounding away at it.
9:48 - Hey, I'm not a hippie and I use crystal deodorant! D: I gotta admit, it's bitchin. Not only do I always smell fresh, but if I wanted to smell like something, I wouldn't have my deodorant fucking up the scent! As for that whole armpit thing...no. Just lick my ass cheeks or something.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
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