Maybe she can tell b/c you're a shitty liar?! If it's not ok with both of you to fuck other people, then you should be a man and get out of the relationship so you can be the (poorly) lying slut you love being so much! =o)
First - the text is funny.
BUT - srsly. If you're going to cheat, why don't you just break up and get it from whoever the hell you want without having to worry about it?
And I bet she's never even thought about cheating on you and does everything for you. Man up like the rest of us, you big pussy. You don't fucking cheat on your girl.
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