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  she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.

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• i always want to say that

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:16am

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• hahahahahahahahahahahahha nice

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 4:21am

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• Probably the greatest line in history.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 09 at 9:05pm

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• They said something like this in an episode of Buffy. I'd call the person out on stealing lines from television shows, but I'm the only loser who watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:42pm

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• ohhh that's totally from one of the trailers for that brother bear movie or whatever. with the two moose. jeez.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:47pm

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• outstanding! Women like this! Keep it up and next time throw a right cross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:28am

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• Total fuckface line. And kind of funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:53pm

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• 4:42, you're not alone in your Buffy-watching. <3 That said, I think this would be extremely entertaining to watch, regardless of the source of inspiration.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:13pm

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• yeah that's from a movie or a standup bit, i can't remember which

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:55pm

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• it's from Tommy boy... Jesus

  Submitted by holes27 on Jun 13, 10 at 7:50pm

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• I said this to a girl once. Turned out she was anorexcic.... In my defence, nope there is actually no defence of this :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 4:08pm

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• Stupidest.....shit....ever. N I can't stand fat people. U need to find a new toddler to write ur jokes

  Submitted by sean001 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:48am

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