It's your own fault retard, who does that shit anyway? Seriously? Why would you jerk off with anything that had alcohol in it? Especially this stuff since it evaporates so quickly. Unless you can cum in less than like 15 seconds...
i see so many masturbation posts on this site. I didnt realize people sent texts to their friends about getting themselves off. I mean Im not ashamed of it, I talk about it with the girls in person, but I dont send my friends masturbation stories.
I dunno...strikes me as odd.
hahaha ewww. ugh. has anyone ever used purell then put their finger in their mouth afterward? AWFUL. hopefully no girl tries to go down on you after that....although, if you're masturbating with purell something tells me we don't have to worry about that.........
5:26 - i don't think it's so much about sending texts about getting off, but more about what stupid thing happened during. if i get a text from a buddy that says i'm jacking off, i'm a little taken abackand wonder why it was sent. i get one that says this, i laugh my ass off, call him a fucktard and enjoy the sick humor.
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