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  He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.

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• That was your mistake...wearing pants.

  Submitted by skeezer on Sep 24, 15 at 7:21pm

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• Does he lick his own balls too??

  Submitted by Roosterjuice2 on Sep 23, 15 at 11:19pm

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• He usually just rubs one out to a Harry Potter flick...

  Submitted by 90trunk on Sep 23, 15 at 1:04pm

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• Herpes Whitlow. Look it up.

  Submitted by slucketlist on Sep 26, 15 at 12:58am

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• If he were a horny puppy, he'd be trying to hump your leg or mount you from behind.

  Submitted by RazorTongue on Sep 23, 15 at 11:51am

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