i say steal the beer, then take some peanut butter and put it all over his face and make ur dog lick it off, lol, he will dream hes having the best sex ever
Everyone thinks 865 pertains to only Knoxville. Although it stretches into surrounding counties ... Like mine ... Where we don't have sidewalks. And unfortunately where this is a common sight.
join him on the curb. Make sure he's still breathing, heck throw a blanket on him so he's snuggly... Then drink the beer in payment of your good deed for the day.
Maybe he slipped, cracked his head open, and is dying in front of you. Tomorrow morning you will find this out and have to live with knowing u let him die.
Hobble the drunk SOB with your car!
Also- sixteen candles is an excellent movie and I love the reference in relation to this text. Sheer genius. Thank you.
We used to live across the street from this woman who would do this. We called her Drunk Mama because she would pass out in the yard while her kids milled around aimlessly.
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