When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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some people actually like not fucking random whores all the time 9:41, but you wouldnt know about that, your too busy trying to get your warts burned off on your nasty dick
9:41, who cares if you can get laid on a consistant basis, stop trying to be so macho.
When you're in the 254 it's always like winning.
when my girlfriend drinks whiskey, it's like winning the anal lottery.
9:41 it may be old but its among the best :D
9:41 you're a prick.
ITS YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YOU DONT WIN. ITS OLD PUSSY
Wet, red and full of chunks?
9:41. you ARE a prick. but a HILARIOUS prick.
DING ..DING..DING!!!
That sounds like her period!! Mmmmm, tasty
Or 9:41 is busy enjoying his fresh new pussy with his condoms on. He is a prick but he wins. :(
254, I know that area code, Im from there. I know what u mean.
this sounds fake. funny, but fake.
my gf is the same way! a few glasses and it's all over. sangeria IS the origional "makes her wet"
rufies are cheaper and never fail. you win the 3 hole lotto and get to blow it where you want. everyones a winner. haha
Yes! I buy it by the gallon! It makes my girlfriend horny and sleepy, so we fuck, then she goes to sleep. So I get off, then I get peace and quiet.
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