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  dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.

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• yeah- and a copycat nick swardson joke.

  Submitted by kaaitiee on Oct 27, 13 at 11:38am

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• Friend, pants, snatch

  Submitted by bigNaKeD85 on Oct 30, 13 at 2:03am

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• I remember getting drunk for the first time too!

  Submitted by nairbynairb on Oct 27, 13 at 11:24am

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• Definitely the. 'Shit My Pants' one.

  Submitted by RoffMain on Oct 27, 13 at 8:58am

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• Isn't this a repost?

  Submitted by hoodjc on Oct 27, 13 at 10:02am

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  • from like...3 years ago?

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Oct 27, 13 at 11:11am

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• Nick swardson comedy special...step up your game

  Submitted by Perversion on Oct 27, 13 at 1:45pm

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• This is from Nick Swardson's stand up.

  Submitted by mstacha22 on Oct 31, 13 at 4:14am

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• This is a TFLN from a long time ago. Maybe even a few years ago.

  Submitted by starriffica on Oct 28, 13 at 4:04am

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• Change your pants...it's difficult to accept an apology from someone while they smell like poop.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 27, 13 at 2:03pm

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• pants. friend. gf. lol

  Submitted by Geez4reez on Oct 29, 13 at 4:16am

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• In the following order: pants, best friend, and then the girlfriend, that is, if she's worth crawling back to.

  Submitted by Namenlos on Oct 27, 13 at 3:25pm

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• This is a Nick Swardson bit.

  Submitted by briesaysrelax on Oct 28, 13 at 1:16am

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• This is from Nick Swardsons standup.

  Submitted by nataliakate on Nov 14, 13 at 6:33am

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• you're so funny when you steal jokes from Comedians

  Submitted by bluejaylou on Oct 28, 13 at 10:12am

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• This is from nick swardsons stand up, not original

  Submitted by jmenser88 on Oct 28, 13 at 1:57am

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• Stolen from Nick Swardson.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 29, 13 at 6:20pm

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• you're so funny when you steal jokes from Comedians.

  Submitted by bluejaylou on Oct 28, 13 at 10:07am

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• This is from a Nick Swardson bit.

  Submitted by DeathDalek on Oct 28, 13 at 1:03am

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• you're so funny when you steal jokes from Comedians

  Submitted by bluejaylou on Oct 28, 13 at 10:07am

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• Okay, Nick Swardson.

  Submitted by libbykooks on Oct 28, 13 at 11:52pm

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• Totally copied Nick Swardson on this one. Lame

  Submitted by lailapollooza on Oct 27, 13 at 6:56pm

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• Original...

  Submitted by annakirstenn on Nov 2, 13 at 4:39am

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• Pants first dude, the other apologies don't count if you reek of shit.

  Submitted by crross on Oct 28, 13 at 7:28pm

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• first pants second best friend third girl friend

  Submitted by DemonicDuck on Oct 28, 13 at 8:22am

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• This is stupid! It's from a Nick Swardson stand-up.

  Submitted by Pollock2012 on Oct 27, 13 at 1:32pm

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• Pants first, dude!

  Submitted by crross on Oct 28, 13 at 8:20pm

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• Good joke, Nick Swordson.

  Submitted by gnich62 on Oct 31, 13 at 5:54pm

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• I say girlfriend. \naddress that.\n\njust so you can see the look on her face when she goes "... is that shit?"\n\n-nick swardson. seriously who farted.

  Submitted by graciakate on Oct 28, 13 at 1:44am

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• I love Nick Swardson!

  Submitted by SAW8 on Oct 28, 13 at 3:29am

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• pants, friend, gf.

  Submitted by Geez4reez on Oct 29, 13 at 4:17am

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• Pants. Then best friend. Then maybe the GF...

  Submitted by GuppyGuppy on Nov 10, 13 at 3:06am

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