omfg this post is laughable. anyone who has spent time in MN knows that there must be somethin in that water, bc everyone is hot and NICE. try to find that in CA.
Maybe you were just looking t the girls who moved here form Cali... Not only are we one of the healthiest states my university (St. Thomas) was ranked #1 for the hottest college girls by Playboy... I'll trust Playboy's opinion over yours, Thanks
612, 651, & 952 represent
I've actually considered writing a song called "I Wish They All Could Be Minnesota Boys," and I'm a New Yorker! All the Minnesotans I've met are mad hot. While I was in LA, I ended up hooking up with a Minnesotan rather than one of the many douchey So-Cal wannabe surfer boys. He may have been a bit lumpy, but he was gooooddd.
I've traveled the country and have to say Minnesota has some of the best looking women, followed closely by Texas, South Carolina, and Tennessee. Southern belles are fine but I love the Minnesota Women!
Totally agree with 11:49 and everyone else from the 651! Minnesota girls are rockin, dont lie.
And wow 7:57. Yes, of course everyone from minnesota is a flabby tourist...? way to stereotype asshole
at least we're not all douchebags
ha ;)
that was a stupid text honestly if you saw some of these chicks dude,you would bust a nut in your pants,you just gotta go too the right places,and you'll get the skinny chicks with fat asses
you all realize that states are just made up of imaginary lines, right? There's really no meaningful difference in the people of IA/MN/WI. Plus, there are attractive and unattractive people everywhere. This text is still funny though.
@5:11 italian women are attractive until about 25 when they pull the ripcord and their asses explode and their mustaches and chest hair start taking root.
i've been to southern california. there wasn't one attractive guy there. but back in minnesota there are some amazing guys. i think you have minnesota and iowa mixed up!
651 girls do it best:)
I mean, I know people in MN whose skin is the same color as mashed potatoes...but the guys up there are pretty attractive. AND they actually participate in something other than plastic surgery.
White and lumpy? I beg to differ. Us girls are actually pretty hot. I love California but there's nothing wrong with the people in Minnesota. We're pretty good looking. Maybe you should book a flight here. ST PAUL/MINNEAPOLIS Bitches.
To the person who said there aren't any songs about girls from MN should listen to atmosphere. Lumpy? I'm 36-23-37... I'd call that smooth as butta baby.
5:34 - the girls in Cali all have the same bleach blonde hair, overly tan brown skin, and fake titties. You find that attractive?
And some website recently voted MN girls the hottest so blah!
Wisconsin girls aren't the mashed potatoes...
And of course you get all the flabby tourists. They can't stand to stay here with all the good looking people...
But wait, the women are beautiful, to me they are
And we're not infested with pretentious movie stars
And it hit me, Minnesota is dope
From "Shhh" by Atmosphere
8:35, aren't asians the smart race? in which case, doesnt all of them being here say something? minnesota is one of the most expensive states to live in in the country, you cant find a one bedroom apartment under 700, all our shit is NICE which is WAY more than I can say about california, or any of the states. shit, even our ghettos have nice housing. anyone who hates minnesota has clearly been drinking their own states CONTAMINATED water. thank god we have 10000 lakes to choose from :) 763 baby.
5:39 Perfect response
8:35 I'm sure you've been to all the states in the union lil man. Riiight! We should carpet bomb your face and start over. That way people stop dating you out of pity. Get over yourself!
there is hardly anyone her that is lumpy or fat i only no of one person that is fat everyone here is skinny and white i will agree we are white very white
If that dude was talking about no songs about Minnesota girls, I assume he was refering to the song "California Girls" by the Beach Boys, or David Lee Roth. Either way, in the song they mention the "midwest farmer's daughters" and how they really make you feel alright. They also mention the "northern girls" and talk about how the way they kiss keeps their boyfriends warm at night. Seeing as Minnesota girls fall into both categories...Win?
Lived in Minnesota all my life and since we're locked up all winter trust me when I say, we women can do some things your pathetic little heart only dreams of. And speaking our summers end up at the same temperature as Florida... we're not pale at all thanks.
yeah and all you midwest states are kind of hickish/chunky no offence just based on all the tourist from the midwest that crowd up our beaches in the summer....
Minnesota = the Sweden of the US. Most girls are tall, blond, and hot. Sadly, California's girls are so ridden with daddy issues that their looks mean little to nothing.
its true that this text is a sweeping and ultimately false generalization, but people who keep saying "everyone here is hot!" and "mn represent!"--youre embarassing us. please stop.
Wow people chill out. I'm from Minnesota and it's true there are hordes of whales here. Just like eveywhere else. It's not like whoever sent this is targeting you specifically....have a beer or something
The only reason people think we look like mashed potatoes is the pasty trailer trash hos we get.
The rest of us are sexy as hell! Just ask my boy, who happens to be from Cali.
http://www.walletpop.com/insurance/healthiest-states/\nhealthiest state bitch! pretty sure california is #17...\nalso since i used to live in cali, i can say for a fact that there definitely aren't too many hotties there!
1:29am
First to ever suck balls while doing push ups maybe.
And why is that everyone from every state thinks they got the hottest people? Every state has hotties and ugos. Idiots.
And then it hit me, minnesota is dope- if not for what we have, but what we don't. It's all there, it's in the air. Behind the breasts and under the hair. So when people laugh and giggle when you tell them where you live say shhh
MN is the worst state in the union. We should really just consider it a loss, carpet bomb it, and start over again. And the only attractive people from STP/MINN are the poor Asians trapped there.
yeah every place has fatties but i live in minnesota and to be honest i see more hot people then fat people.. its life and i love it here! Hello hotties!! : )
MINNESNOWTA BITCHES.
me and my girl are from mn and we're fucking sexier than any of you bitches. yep. for real.
so lick on some testies and call it a day cause us MN girls will beat your face in and smile for the damn camera... and everything on us is real and natural.
"the woman are beautiful, to me they are, and we're not infested with pretentious movie stars. then it hit me, minnesota is dope, if only simply for not what we have, but what we don't"
Minnesota has some of the hottest girls! Some sexy ass girls live in Minnesota. A lot of girls are into workin out and staying fit so a lot of them have very nice bodies, nice curves and boobs, REAL boobs!! Gotta love the Minnesota girls! No lie...
612 and 507
I don't think you mean MN. We get a bad rap because of all the states that surround us. I mean really who the fuck wants to live in North or South Dakota? And really, Iowa???? Don't even get me started on Wisconsin.
Minnesota is where its at!!!! 763!!!
Minnesota is awesome...I don't give a shit what any other dickheaded California whipped pussy bitch says, go suck a big fat dick...hope you are standing there when your coastline eventually falls off into the ocean and you get sucked in with every other pretentious dickhole there.
I live in minnesota and have lived elsewhere as well. While there are some attractive women here, most are beastly and lack any style of their own. Also just because your heritage makes you big boned does not mean that it has to be accepted as attractive. Also while MInnesotans are healthier than Californians, Minnesotans are more obese, being active when you already way 250lbs is too little too late. Beware of loaded stats.
First of i love minneapolis. But as far as im concerned let these people hate it just keeps our beautiful state pure. Just the the frigid winters keep the pussies out.
In the land of ice and snow.
Since mn is the 4th healthiest state, and CA is the 24th, I would say MN def wins this one. 415 is obviously 15 years old.
June 29, 2009 12:05AM
That says it all.
August 7, 2009 3:15AM dude you just BUTCHERED those atmosphere lyrics. i think you meant:
And it hit me man, Minnesota is dope, if only simply for not what we have but what we dont. it's all fair, it aint out there it's in there. it's in the mirror, behind the breast, under the hair. follow the dream doesn't mean leave the love... "
612 & 952 :)
fuck haters you dont know shit.
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