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  Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?

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• I wonder why the imperial fuckton is so rarely used

  Submitted by ralphmacio on May 19, 13 at 5:38pm

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• Social Darwinsim is alive and well!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 19, 13 at 4:13pm

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• nothing better than a well planned shit show.

  Submitted by doiou2 on May 20, 13 at 12:13am

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• Horrific, but hilarious combination.

  Submitted by deeleeds on May 20, 13 at 2:35am

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• using the term "metric fuckton" is always a win

  Submitted by bombsquad907 on May 19, 13 at 4:09pm

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• Sheldon?!

  Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on May 21, 13 at 12:58am

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• The "and get my hair cut" part of that is what scares me.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 19, 13 at 4:44pm

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• Meth, alcohol and a shark object... what could go wrong?

  Submitted by ck24 on May 19, 13 at 8:07pm

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  • sharp object

    Submitted by ck24 on May 19, 13 at 8:09pm

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    • Either one I think is equally valid.

      Submitted by SaducarGeneral on May 19, 13 at 8:52pm

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• Ralph, a "metric fucktonne" is more than an imperial "fuckton"

  Submitted by AngrySailor on May 19, 13 at 9:10pm

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  • true...about 20% more

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on May 19, 13 at 9:31pm

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• Side note: My haircut turned out fantastic.

  Submitted by GoodwillGestapo on Jun 3, 13 at 6:06am

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