i don't understand why this is a big deal..clearly from this text this person has decided not to get dui's anymore by not driving at all...and clearly DOESNT think its cool or any of that. ya'll are bitching about a problem thats not here.
hmmm, a DUI can definitely ruin your life. Hopefully your employer does not get wind of this, or next time you go to apply for a decent job with a salary, see if they hire you, or the guy/girl without a record. Probably also a good idea for this person to stop drinking, at least for a few months, to at least show some understanding for the situation.
Chill out guys. If this post offends you, you probably shouldn't be getting on this site anyway. It's GREAT that you don't drink and drive; I'm so proud of you.
Oooook this is not targeted specifically at 2:09, but at all of the douche bags that feel the need to correct the grammar of everyone. My God...I'm considered the grammar nazi of everyone I know, but even I don't think it's necessary to correct everyone on a website that is about being funny. I know it makes you feel smart and superior to point out others' mistakes, but seriously, grow up.
Sorry, but maybe one DUI is understandable because we all make mistakes, but a second one is just pathetic. Pay for a cab, or a bus, or walk. What is so funny about not learning your lesson and putting random people's lives at risk simply because you are too lazy, stupid, or poor to handle it like a man/woman?
just to let the people posting on here who are taking this very seriously about how bad dui is...it will not have an impact on anyone, people will do what they do....with that said, id like to buy the sociopath a beer, and drive home with him afterwards
DUI's are bad. People dying is bad. Assfaces getting on their judgmental soapboxes like they have never made a mistake, ALSO bad. We all fuck up, hopefully this person learned from it and thankfully no one was hurt or killed. People's replies are turning into a vacuum of fun on this site. WTF mods? Fix this.
Amen. shit happens. when you're blacked out TRY MAKING A GOOD DECISION. mistakes are made and dozens of people get arrested everyday in my state alone for DUIs. I personally have 2 and I'm in the whole treatment process... with 84 OTHER PEOPLE in my group... one of them is a doctor. life sucks. and for all of you that wish death on people that get DUIs I hope that drunk doctor operates on you.
good, another idiot of the road.
don't get me wrong, i love drunk people. they make me laugh. a lot. but driving drunk is the dumb as fuck. so i'm all for the drinking, but ya you should get yourself a DD and keep on partyin.
you can also get a dui passed out in your car......trying to help out those in my possible path......as in my case.
anywhogivesadrunkfuck, when i get rich, i'm not getting a maid or a butler. i'm getting a driver.
3:27, I'm a sociopath. I feel no sadness, remorse, happiness, or any kind of feelings really. I see loved ones dying as no big deal, it happens. I see others dying as needed population control. I want drunk drivers to kill people just so a few more lanes will open up on the highway and I can get to work a little faster.
whoa whoa whoa,
10:18 here, i never said anyone should die, i merely inferred that they were self-mutilating, life hating, EMO kids.
context clues man, context clues
By like, do you mean live? Or do you mean I'm* "like miles..."? That should be "there are" as opposed to "theres", and "taxi's" should not have an apostrophe, because it is not possessive. Also, you failed to capitalize "I" on three seperate occasions.
Someone I love did get killed my a drunk driver so what do all of you who think DUI's are hilarious have to say about that? I was planning our wedding and in a split second I instead had to help plan a funeral. So I'm not saying people cant make mistakes. But throwing up after a night of drinking is making a mistake, and funny. DRIVING after a night of drinking IS NOT.
Where the hell are you people from that getting MORE than one DUI means you're a retard? I'm trying to apply to grad school and I'd really like to know where not to move if this is totally acceptable behavior.
Like 12:39PM said, throwing up after a night of drinking is not at all on par with driving after drinking. Everyone makes mistakes, but what the hell is wrong with you that you don't know better than to put innocent people's lives at risk?
(you guys whine at each other like children) While getting DUI after DUI is in no way funny or safe or encouraged, the humor in this text was to be about the fact he said to quit driving not drinking. I had a good laugh (before I read the fighting below, of course). It was a little funny. Had it read, "I've decided to quit driving, not drinking" and never mentioned anything about a DUI, you guys wouldn't be jumping all over each other. -- a fellow 623 number.
Hi I'm 12:01 and all I gotta say is I'm glad this didn't happen to me, and with that said, I have absolutely no reservations about laughing at the person who this did happen to. C'mon guys.. don't tell me it doesn't feel good to laugh at the expense of others
guy i work with did this about 30years ago and he is doin just fine...good choice buddy! if you dont wanna quit drinking, just quit driving...whats so wrong ith that??
He already got the DUI guys. give it up. He's off the road. He's from AZ so he hungout in a pink suit for 30 days. let him drink his happy ass into the ground, he won't be behind the wheel for a long time. and he probably did lose his job. I'll fucking drive you to the bar. Drink the malt my friend!!
"Anonymous said...
I hope you get killed by a drunk driver.
June 24, 2009 10:18AM "
Uh, 11:17, you practically said word for word you hoped he would die.
10:56, it's not their, it's there. You're (notice it's not your) probably just too dumb to realize that there (see, it's there, not their) are other modes of transportation.
I got a DUI for sitting in my car in the apartment parking lot listening to the radio with my girlfriend. As it turns out, you can get a DUI without driving at all, you just gotta have keys in the ignition. Oh, and it didn't cause me any trouble getting a job with salary thereafter. I guess a bachelors in mechanical engineering trumps DUI charges.
Whoooaaa 12:45, since when was this post about death? No one died... someone just got another DUI. I mean you gotta be pretty retarded to get MORE than one DUI before you quit driving (which doesn't make sense anyway since you have to at least get an interlock if you do keep driving after your first one)... don't tell me that's not funny, because even though I think it's adorable that you're sitting on your little moral highhorse, you gotta AT LEAST be chuckling a little on the inside
so getting a dui is horrible right...but telling someone they hope they die like 10:18 and 11:09 is really cool...???
it's supposed to be funny. way to be buzzkillingtons.
So I'm reading the newspaper when I find this HORRIBlE article on the effects of drinking. It scared the crap out of me so that's it. From this day foreward. No more READING.
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