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  • Alright, maybe you all would understand if it was typed like this: My dad hugged me and said "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night" as in one phrase. it could be male or female. 5:41, you're apparently brain-dead as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Think, OP was a dude, considering he said, "glad I didn't pull out"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:56pm
  • yea pull out method is just as successful as a condom when "done properly"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:40pm
  • thank you 2 43!!! yes, thank you. I didn't go straight to thinking it was daughter-father sex.. or whatever...it seemed fairly obvious that it was something else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:16am
  • lol that is hilarious!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:38pm
  • I DESPISE people who don't puntuate properly. IT GRINDS MY GEARS!!!!

    Submitted by Loowigi on Jun 13, 10 at 5:45pm
  • 7:19 thank god for your post! someone here is alive and using their brain :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:34am
  • Pull out method = roman catholic roulette

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:24pm
  • agreed...i'd stay away from daddy-o for a while...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:30pm
  • No. What kind of idiot thinks the "pull-out" method even works. Hopefully his stupid genes didn't infect your mind, too :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:34pm
  • 4:44 - yeah, that's probably 'cause your sperm are weak swimmers and you're pretty much a loser, even your sperm think so.. also, pull out method does NOT work. had a class on human sexuality, a 200-level psychology course in college and we did statistical research that it doesn't work..at all. like 2:47 said, you dribble before you shoot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:54pm
  • That's hilarious! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:51pm
  • If done correctly the pull out method is actually surprisingly effective. However, few do it correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:25pm
  • You all are idiots, all of you. If punctuated correctly it would say: My dad hugged me and said, "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night." ie Dad was saying glad he didn't pull out, this could be a son or daughter but since it was in the form of a text nobody (who doesn't use iTap (t9)) punctuates anything. Fuck all of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:48pm
  • This is what it should look like.... (210): My dad hugged me and said "I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night." The father was glad he didn't pull out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:43pm
  • 5:23- Why do you think dad said that to his daughter? the guy said "glad I didn't pull out" GIRLS DON'T PULL OUT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 2:47 fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:28pm
  • 2:38 I see you uttering the phrase "How the fuck did that happen?" in the near future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:41pm
  • 7:24 haha hilarious. And it doesnt matter if it wasa son or daughter its fucking funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:21pm
  • These replies are hilarious! Either most of you are brain-dead and never paid attention in Health Class, or you truly believe that your girlfriend's pregnancy was caused by her ex. This text was from a guy. It's obvious. Girl's have vaginas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:41pm
  • you dribble before you shoot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:47pm
  • Pull-out works, as long as the girl does jumping-jacks right after

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Um i don't think you guys get it. The father was talking about the night he got the son/daughter's mom pregnant o and pulling out doesn't work...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:23pm
  • EW. That is way too much TMI. But the pull-out method is how people get pregnant by accident. You can still get pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:44pm
  • This is trolling, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:04pm
  • What kind of fucked up father says that to there daughter? I call BS....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I've never got anyone pregnant and I don't even pull out half the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 259s gotten many preggers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05pm
  • commented on the wrong text at 12:07

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:08pm
  • Maybe the son got his gf/wife pregnant and his dad is happy and said "I love u"??? The son is glad he didn't pull out of his gf/wife?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:24pm
  • who the fuck says thats to his daughter? Why not his son? and its sweet, yo, funny but sweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:37pm
  • This thread makes me sad to be counted among this generation. So sad. But the text is hilarious. Props.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:53am
  • roman catholic roulette!!

    Submitted by geauxspartans on Jun 6, 10 at 12:52am
  • probably true, it is texas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:05pm
  • pull-out method does work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:38pm
  • wow thats a wierd relationship with ur dad that u had if he really even said that tho!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:09am
  • aww what a sweet father

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:49pm
  • 2 47, way back there, fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:39pm
  • why does eveyone keep saying the dad is a creep. he hugged his kid and said i love you how the fuck is that creepy. sorry your fathers were worthless.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:47pm
  • so fake. no one says that to their daughter except a predator. this one's headed for daddy issues sometime in the near future

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:23pm
  • youtube: Dad, thanks for not pulling out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:34pm
  • Hahahaha two things. Number one, it doesn't specify son or daughter. And number two, this is some funny shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Wow a bunch of idiots on here. 1) It's all one phrase that the father said to the child. 2) No where does it say whether they are male or female. 3) This is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:19pm
  • how is this a good night? bad bad bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:03pm
  • been sexually active for 6 years and using the pull out method......havent gotten pregnant once 1... no i'm not infertile 2... he isn't infertile 3... yes its been the same person so i'm not a whore 4... no diseases either 5... Go Yankees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:19pm
  • okay, in response to 2:57- THIS IS NOT AN EQUIVALENT TO FML. they're funny text messages that people receive. why won't you fuckers get that through your head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:08pm
  • why are people automatically assuming this was from a girl? it could have easily been a father talking to his son.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:30pm
  • 7:19 is right, but the text is open to interpretation, as the grammar is awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:42am
  • why did everyone assume it was a daughter the dad said it to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:15pm
  • This person is lucky they even have a dad. I don't. Why do people take they're parents for granted, and when they die say " I'm sorry I didn't appreciate you as much as I possibly could have and should have".

    Submitted by RWHGHP on Apr 6, 10 at 3:36am
  • My dad told me I was one load my mother should have swallowed...when I was 14.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:41am
  • the problem is different girls/guys like different things. i trimmed and cleaned up the sides before i was going to sleep with a sexy girl and she asked why i'd done it saying she likes more hair on a guy. other girls (including some on this page) say they want guys to be well-trimmed or even shaved. what's a guy supposed to do if he doesn't have a gf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:07pm
  • 5:33 you fucking idiot.. NO SHIT girls dont pull out but that doesnt mean he didnt say it to his son.....................

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:00pm
  • either fake or creepiest dad of all time.. regardless of whether this was said to a son or daughter.. gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:02pm
  • that's love right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:59am
  • Pulling out is the only birth control method worth a damn. Condoms blow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Q: What do you call couples that use the pulling out method as a form of Birth Control? A: PARENTS! Thank you, thank you, I will be here all week, try the veal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:44pm
  • @ 5:41: you're the one who is brain dead, you idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:18pm
  • thats more of an FML type thing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:37pm
  • they edited the actual text i sent. however my dad was drunk and high off his ass, he doesn't remember saying it, but truly a priceless moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:14pm
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