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  We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.

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• So really you play beat the cock every morning?

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 29, 12 at 9:24am

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• Marry her

  Submitted by swingline on Nov 29, 12 at 4:30pm

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• Nine minutes? No problem.

  Submitted by rsh1962 on Nov 29, 12 at 9:34am

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  • It's typically five minutes....still no problem XD

    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:19pm

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• If its on an iPhone download an alarm clock app so you can change the snooze time to 20 minutes

  Submitted by zackr1993 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:15am

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• I would become an electronics expert.

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 29, 12 at 2:25pm

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• Just finish it up in the shower

  Submitted by jayman_1983 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:30am

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• Sounds fun and challenging.

  Submitted by finalflash08 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:17am

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• I will be playing beat the clock all next week with my boyfriend. Sounds like an excellent start to our day.

  Submitted by acaroline on Nov 30, 12 at 6:22pm

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• isn't your goal to train yourself to go longer...

  Submitted by DemonicDuck on Nov 29, 12 at 1:18pm

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  • we hope not

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Nov 29, 12 at 10:45pm

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  • People really need to train themselves? It should happen naturally on account of being with the same girl time after time...

    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:20pm

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• Terrible training regiment...

  Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 29, 12 at 1:10pm

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• If you jizz on the alarm clock enough, it will stop working...problem solved.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 29, 12 at 11:53am

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• Win-win!

  Submitted by felidae on Nov 30, 12 at 3:24am

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• 9 minutes is plenty of time

  Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Nov 30, 12 at 2:12am

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• If she wasn't wearing panties you could be closer to not jerking off.

  Submitted by dictatorforlife on Nov 29, 12 at 6:06pm

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• 90210

  Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 20, 12 at 9:41pm

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• Sounds like an easy game haha I'm playing this weekend

  Submitted by Stew_Pudas0eL on Nov 30, 12 at 1:32pm

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• DonkeyLipps, girls can wake up hot and ready to go too, ya know. I pity you if you've never experienced that.

  Submitted by gingerknowsbest on Dec 5, 12 at 9:58am

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• I understand the dude waking up and being good to go with morning wood and all but does the girl wake up and already lubed up and a slip n slide? Maybe you just have a little dick and it doesn't hurt her if you start of dry. Bummer. If you don't finish does she use the shower head to finish herself off?

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 29, 12 at 8:52pm

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  • Or he is fortunate and found himself a constantly horny bitch...which is great...until she leaves the house :(

    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:22pm

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  • Its called "pre-lubed condoms" genius.

    Submitted by sleete on Dec 5, 12 at 1:27am

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• Skip all that and take turns going down in the shower. Saves time, it's warm, and if you're running late you can wash each other's hair to catch up.

  Submitted by OllieWalker on Nov 30, 12 at 5:09pm

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• Into the creme rinse bottle.

  Submitted by hogfish on Nov 29, 12 at 10:52am

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• What does he get if he gets her off in 9min?

  Submitted by widowlicker on Dec 2, 12 at 12:16am

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