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• When I pray, I like to pray to astronaut Jesus wearing a tuxedo shirt.

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 6, 12 at 4:14pm

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• He wasn't?

  Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Nov 6, 12 at 3:55pm

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• This is the kind of person that votes for Obama...

  Submitted by ck24 on Nov 6, 12 at 5:08pm

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  • Actually, this is the kind of person that voted for Bush the 2nd time.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Dec 31, 12 at 9:34pm

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• When Jesus went to heaven, did he leave a vapor trail?

  Submitted by Yeep on Nov 6, 12 at 4:05pm

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• Wrong. He was an alien leader from the mothership.

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 6, 12 at 5:49pm

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• Ancient astronaut theorist. Pee in her butt

  Submitted by stikybriches on Nov 6, 12 at 5:53pm

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• Ah, she's a Mormon.

  Submitted by SheffboyRD on Nov 6, 12 at 8:17pm

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  • Mormon or moron?

    Submitted by ledonna on May 6, 13 at 10:11pm

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• And she'll think your four inches is eight if you fuck her twice!

  Submitted by niteride on Nov 7, 12 at 1:25pm

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• Hail Mary.... blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Astronaut Jesus...

  Submitted by ledonna on Mar 26, 13 at 9:51am

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• I think I may just change the end all of my prayers to "and thank you God and astronaut Jesus" 🙏🏻

  Submitted by dustyk9 on Mar 16, 16 at 9:57am

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