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  She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...

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  Exactly.

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• Am I the only one trying to figure out how this is even remotely possible?

  Submitted by Kao on Oct 1, 12 at 3:38pm

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• Lesson learned...NEVER fuck the birthday party clown.

  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 1, 12 at 2:33pm

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• The "Blow" in Blow Job is just a figure of speech...

  Submitted by Micholder on Oct 1, 12 at 3:55pm

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• You let ANYONE try to twist your junk around in knots for even 30 seconds and YOU'RE the idiot here.

  Submitted by hurtsogood on Oct 2, 12 at 2:53am

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• I'm sure there is more to this story that we don't know but all I'm saying is why didn't you just get hard so then she could play with it that way. I think that would have been a lot more fun for you

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:08pm

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• Child molester.

  Submitted by ashannen25 on Oct 1, 12 at 2:28pm

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• I say congratulations you must have a rather large dick for her to play such games

  Submitted by andstuff on Oct 1, 12 at 4:31pm

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• And now for my next trick: GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!

  Submitted by Perversion on Oct 2, 12 at 11:26am

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• this is why I left houston

  Submitted by keto06 on Oct 1, 12 at 5:34pm

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