we used to just use brownies. they're moldable- work better than any candy bar out there. that's what we used to do... the best part is you can go swimming after all the patrons leave!
(i'm 9:21) i also had one of my guards chew up some mcdonalds hamburgers and pretend to puke in the pool... i think i was quite possibly the worst guard/pool manager ever.
haha omg i TOTALLY know that feeling all too well.
best day ever: before a 6 hour work day, we discovered poop at the bottom of the pool and canceled the whole day. simply amazing. lol
just get a payday bar and break some chunks off...that's what we did when we wanted so shut the pool. Sucking the candy shell off of peanut m&ms worked too.
not worth it dude. i lifeguard, and yesterday a kid did shit in the pool. this was after we had to clean up vomit and the kid gushing blood from his face, but before the clogged toilet.
I love how everyone from WV is assuming they know the pool/person...304 is the whole state. A lot of cities/towns, or for those from southern WV, who do not seem to use town or city names when identifying where they live: 55 counties.
This is such a true statement. Once while another guard and I were on duty, for 45 minutes, there was ONE kd in the pool. After we'd already worked around 3 hours.
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