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  She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja

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• These are not the stock portfolios you're looking for.

  Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:56pm

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• Tell her all girls have hair on their nipples and trick her into showing you her tits.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 3, 12 at 2:39pm

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• Or a gold digging whore

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 3, 12 at 1:48pm

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• Must have been Demi Moore as Bruce and Ashton's money has finally run out after rehab!

  Submitted by pipe4tom on Jul 3, 12 at 7:30pm

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• your a desperate idiot..unless your lying to bang her..then your a champ

  Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 3, 12 at 4:37pm

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• @pipe4tom\nDemi has a house not far from where I live, in a community called Sunset Beach. Demi would be a LA area code, as would ashton, though if ashton was OG he'd still be rocking his Cedar Rapids 319 area code...

  Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 3, 12 at 7:39pm

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  • ....because actors usually have 401k's .

    Submitted by queenv on Jul 4, 12 at 1:48am

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• time to figered out how to get rid of her

  Submitted by overrun21 on Jul 3, 12 at 11:27pm

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• Tell her all girls have blue waffles and trick her into finding out what it is, getting grossed out, and then showing her that she doesn't have a "blue waffle"

  Submitted by distendedAynus on Jul 3, 12 at 3:32pm

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