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  Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.

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• Leave no evidence.

  Submitted by djmagic13 on May 31, 12 at 7:45pm

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• Masturbate in the shower. Feels good

  Submitted by  on May 31, 12 at 3:53pm

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  • semen is not water soluble it will clog your drain... the plumber will know haha

    Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 31, 12 at 10:41pm

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  • None of my vibes are waterproof :/

    Submitted by nochedetoro on Jun 1, 12 at 7:47pm

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    • that's a tradgedy. you have got to invest in a water proof one they are heaven when lounging in my garden bath. sigh :)

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 2, 12 at 11:09pm

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  • masterbate with the showerhead it feels even better

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 2, 12 at 2:12pm

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• Dont Ejaculate semen*

  Submitted by HippyChick on May 31, 12 at 11:16pm

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• Agreed

  Submitted by CaitlinJohns on May 31, 12 at 4:14pm

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• Good thing girls don't ejaculate or we'd be busted.

  Submitted by HippyChick on May 31, 12 at 11:15pm

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  • girls do ejaculate you just need to know how to push the right buttons

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 2, 12 at 2:27pm

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    • She's takin' on water, Captain!

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 13, 12 at 10:48pm

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• wait, they'll know..shit. I'm about to have a geyser in my tub.

  Submitted by treepyrox on Jun 3, 12 at 3:30pm

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• OP is a chick, idiots.

  Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 1, 12 at 3:35pm

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  • I assumed so, because I like to pour myself a glass of wine and tell myself how hot I look in the outfit I bought for me. but then I decided it would be funnier if it was a dude because it's such a chick thing. dudes usually like to porn instead of the romance masterbation

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 2, 12 at 2:11pm

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    • Chicks watch porn, too. Some of us like to be well-fed and a little buzzed to mix up the daily routine lol

      Submitted by nochedetoro on Jun 9, 12 at 1:40pm

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• Shaven?

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 12 at 10:19pm

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