I was tempted to go into a rant about the magic of babies and how they are miracles of life but then I had to change a diaper and the lil asshole waited till I finished cleaning him and getting a new one under him before taking giant semi soft shit so big I thought a soft serve machine broke in his ass..he was laughing the whole time..asshole..
the magic of babies is that they are the biggest ass holes in the world and yet we love them so much. The boys usually pee on you if you aren't careful.
Babies aren't inherent assholes, people who don't like babies are assholes. A baby cannot control his bowels and the cool air caused him to go. Very simplistic, you cry bitch and moan too...just in english.
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