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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?

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Serves you right

Submitted by Micho523 on Apr 19, 12 at 3:18pm

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Kind of awesome. That's what you get for being a dbag.

Submitted by thatpeskyguy on Apr 19, 12 at 3:38pm

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My god! I havent seen someone get owned like that since before the civil war.

Submitted by Occisor on Apr 19, 12 at 7:37pm

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ass clowns like you are the reason so many great guys get stuck in the friend zone. thanks a lot dickwad.

Submitted by gabraham on Apr 19, 12 at 4:17pm

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- That's not the reason, it's all you.
  
  Submitted by porksword on Apr 19, 12 at 9:18pm
  
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- The friend zone only happens when the man isn't assertive about liking the girl. Don't be an ass, just be assertive.
  
  Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 19, 12 at 11:38pm
  
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smarter than she looked, huh?

Submitted by bellsarethebest on Apr 19, 12 at 5:40pm

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Props to her!

Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Apr 19, 12 at 4:20pm

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Learn a lesson maybe?

Submitted by porksword on Apr 19, 12 at 4:08pm

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Haha. You mean there's consequences for breaking your vows?

Submitted by bakobell on Apr 19, 12 at 7:36pm

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That's kind of hilarious

Submitted by friedbunnies on Apr 19, 12 at 4:13pm

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Wait, maybe..... and i know this sounds odd but..... quit being pathetic and be honest with your wife and deal with the repercussions?

Submitted by wildfathom on Apr 19, 12 at 7:55pm

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Best thing I've read all week!!! Serves u right

Submitted by 420MILF on Apr 19, 12 at 6:07pm

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I feel like that is just karma

Submitted by calgirl412 on Apr 19, 12 at 4:27pm

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Wait. This too shall pass.

Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 20, 12 at 12:42am

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Serves you right! I hope you paid a ton for it and never see it again.

Submitted by Memphis on Apr 19, 12 at 11:29pm

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Have her take a dump on your chest. You'll find it.

Submitted by Nickly on Apr 19, 12 at 4:41pm

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Serves you right, pig

Submitted by whiskeymouth on Apr 19, 12 at 9:31pm

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Wow so she's smart and cool? I'm single and need a girl like that!

Submitted by Phys on Apr 19, 12 at 7:49pm

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PIG.

Submitted by thesarahlee12 on Apr 19, 12 at 6:16pm

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like a boss! not you, her!!!

Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Apr 19, 12 at 11:50pm

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Even when it seems like the girl had no idea the guy was married and only found out after, there's always the dbags who blame the girl. Well Ladies, I'm on your side for this one, I hope he never gets the ring back and his wife finds someone worth being with.

Submitted by sevran on Apr 20, 12 at 6:43am

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Kill her cut her open get it back. Problem solved and marriage saved.

Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 19, 12 at 3:33pm

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That's just good shit right there!

Submitted by likeaboss77 on Apr 19, 12 at 10:08pm

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I'd suggest the law firm of Dewey, Screwem,

Submitted by CapnArt on Apr 19, 12 at 9:40pm

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Give her a laxative and play the waiting game and apologize and never do it again and most of alll LEARN from this

Submitted by slwpanda on Apr 20, 12 at 6:33am

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can i have your wifes cell number?

Submitted by jimmycondoms on Apr 21, 12 at 5:22am

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Just tell all your friends, and hers....oh yeah, she swallows!

Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 19, 12 at 6:35pm

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Wait till she shits

Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on Apr 19, 12 at 3:45pm

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HAAAAA!!!

Submitted by MuffinW on Apr 20, 12 at 12:09am

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Attention whore

Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 19, 12 at 5:45pm

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Hey man maybe if you hadn't been cheating on the woman you promised to love in sickness and in health until death do you part you'd still have your ring

Submitted by lalaluma on May 6, 13 at 11:10pm

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Now what? How bout you go off yourself? You worthless shitbag

Submitted by parsons41286 on Apr 20, 12 at 8:04am

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What goes in. Must come out.

Submitted by TTX95 on Apr 20, 12 at 8:10am

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Look at the bright side, when your wife divorces you, you stick it in any hole you want. No hassles.

Submitted by wxmanify on Apr 19, 12 at 4:10pm

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Gut her

Submitted by niceman on Apr 20, 12 at 11:37am

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epic!

Submitted by TheRedderBaron on Apr 20, 12 at 1:43am

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hahaha good for her

Submitted by superwoman87 on Apr 23, 12 at 11:13am

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At no point does OP imply he actually shagged her, she could have just been someone who swallowed it for a laugh/spite. Lighten up, people!

Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 7:44pm

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Well at least you know where it is.

Submitted by Nero905 on Apr 20, 12 at 4:58am

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Evil genius

Submitted by smurfdude on Apr 20, 12 at 11:56am

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ck24, my thoughts exactly.

Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 20, 12 at 1:32am

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Buy a new one

Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Oct 26, 13 at 12:57am

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Say this b*#%h came out of no where. Robbed me and then ate my ring. I think she was 51/50 Honey!

Submitted by MrsManky1127 on Apr 21, 12 at 6:56am

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Deep throat until she vomits up your ring.

Submitted by helmetirdge on Jan 11, 14 at 6:56pm

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Have anal sex tomorrow and hope your dick fits in the ring to pull it out.

Submitted by bigdickplaya on Apr 19, 12 at 8:10pm

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ON A SERIOUS.. call the cops.... get her arrested for theft... when she f ucking shits out the ring press charges on her bitch ass.. Get a legal agreement that she will not speak of your indiscretion in exchange for you dropping your theft lawsuit

Submitted by ck24 on Apr 19, 12 at 6:39pm

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Serves you right asshole!

Submitted by ChickenFarmer on May 1, 12 at 3:08pm

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Smack the bitch til it falls out of her.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 20, 12 at 2:27am

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Just say it fell in the sink when you washed your hands

Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 20, 12 at 2:32am

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- Or when he washed his dick in the sink.
  
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What a cun

Submitted by thompsonlates on Apr 19, 12 at 3:31pm

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Cunt...plain and simple...jealous cunt

Submitted by mattt16 on Apr 19, 12 at 9:37pm

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