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  You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.

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• A dick for every occasion. Similar to purses. If I had to describe mine, it would be the tuxedo t-shirt of cocks. It's says "Hey! I'm formal, but I still like to Party!"

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 25, 12 at 3:21pm

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• Watch Talladega Nights much?

  Submitted by daisydukeluke on Mar 26, 12 at 3:11am

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• Op is a dude. Clearly.

  Submitted by friedbunnies on Mar 26, 12 at 8:10am

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• Step brothers reference? Douche bag.

  Submitted by PorkSniffer on Mar 26, 12 at 6:56pm

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