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  I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.

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  Early bird gets the worm.

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• But the second mouse gets the cheese. Or in this case, the clap.

  Submitted by Ahhaynie on Mar 24, 12 at 11:15am

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• Sounds more like the early bird gives the worm

  Submitted by yourallstupid on Mar 24, 12 at 2:32pm

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• wow stupid and easy I bet she gives the gift that keeps on giving. the herp

  Submitted by reeln on Mar 25, 12 at 2:07pm

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• You might as well say you're ready for a gang bang.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 24, 12 at 11:03pm

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• except in the case of tequila...

  Submitted by Kevin201 on Mar 25, 12 at 1:53pm

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• Ahhh Arlington showin it's sluttiness sweet

  Submitted by rednecktbrizz7 on Mar 31, 12 at 6:24am

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• I see what you did there.

  Submitted by devil_pup on Mar 25, 12 at 2:34am

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