some men aren't having a mid-life crisis, they are just plain having a life crisis! no savings, live with their parents at age 40, and because they are in a band, the groupie girlfriends get younger and younger (22 currently)! its not all about the women, its about him getting what he wants, when he wants it. sounds like a bad movie, but its quite disgusting
why not get a guy after his midlife crisis... or before, when they have money, self respect, goals they can achieve, and a healthy sex drive.
don't end up with a broke, unshaven, limp dick...
People who are considered "middle aged" use this website... wow...
To each their own but i don't think i would date or fuck a 40 year old who still looks at shit like this haha.
old guys are so hotttt! i dont know what it is about them.. most of them are just as funny and easy going as young guys too, just a LOTTTTTT richer! haha
Holy f word. People on this site take things WAY to seriously
Calm the fuck down . When your texting do you really think aabout things THAT much?
Like, you guys ruin the texts on this site.
honey, if you like children, are willing to re-locate and find occasional ED problems charming; id love to fix you up with my ex; because you have got to be better than the jealous, homewrecking thing he's with now!
Yeah. I just was one of those girls. Most men in crisis have a reason to be that way- so watch out for some crazy bitch emotions.. But they can get freaky and are experienced so that's nice... Just use a rubber.
Hot on the outside, but once the pants are off Old and Saggy is right... and that is a big turn off.. If I could get limp dick that'd do it...
chill killa...I'd love to be some guys midlife crisis =) not all middle aged guys are married...in fact, a hell of a lot of them aren't or are divorced. I'm pretty sure 2 people can make their own adult decisions...looks like the only one who needs to grow up here is you, no need to bring your daddy-left-us sob story out.
...middle aged guys are so much hotter, anyway. =) go get one, sister!
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You're the shit. I'm using the term "impale you" for sex now. But I gotta ask, what do you even mean? Do you mean foreplay, going down on you, slapping you with it instead of impaling you with it, or something like using a hula hoop with it? I don't get it. Sex really involves some solid impaling at some point.
been there done that best years of my life! the difference is they really want you to be pleasured, they can control there urges much better, they want to impress you, its all about the women in these relationships!!!!! you'll be in heave. just leave the dreams on earth. and they have something called charm! not something a guy under 30 knows
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