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  • 4:27, if you've never been with an Asian, how do you know what they sound like? Someone's been watching too much bad porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:55pm
  • ^^^^^it's called spit^^^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:04pm
  • lmao @ 5:10 and 4:59 and speaking as an asian female who is dating a black guy, i am SUPER scared of his dick not fitting.............

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:39pm
  • I was standing next to the person yelling this... fuck yes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:31pm
  • lube is your best friend...or taking things nice and sloww...sure you'll both like tht

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:45pm
  • fuck you 749, 356 knows what hes talking about, those ladies are flat out stunning, the ones that are good looking are drop dead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Asian girls are an old trend and they weren't even that popular outside of 2-3 states.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:45am
  • 1045 yeah right. asians are smarter than us, dress better, & drive better cars than us. plus they have respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:38am
  • 3:56 is an idiot. False statistics. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:49am
  • hahaha 10:13. spot on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:42am
  • 95% of Asian girls I see are fugly as fuck! They have no ass and no boobs. Middle Easterners, now THERE is some hot ass! I knew this one Egyptian chick who was hot as hell. I still think about her when I have sex with my girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:56am
  • That's hilarious. I got my first asian awhile ago. I'm trying to find a decent looking indian but no luck yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:58pm
  • what's with all the bashing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:14am
  • 3:56 is right about Middle Easterners. Aye carumba.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:12am
  • 733 is a typical asian whore. slit eyed slut, you shouldnt be proud of anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Almost positive this was sent to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 5:09~ I think I love you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:22pm
  • yes i'm asian, yes i have sex with white guys (no asians yet) & yes i'm fucking nuts both inside & outside of bed. calm down kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:49am
  • 1045 don't be jealous cause you're not asian. 733 is way better than you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:47am
  • yes youre asian, yes youre a whore, and yes youre fucking insane.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:13pm
  • LMFAO!!!! U kno she felt stupid as hell. Really funny tho!!!! LOL!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:03pm
  • 3:07, Usually tight and fun-sized.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:09pm
  • ohh, ouch 4:27. I'm an Asian girl and agree that the crying / pained sounds are restricted to bad porn. I'm pretty sure I sound more like, "Fuck me harder!" than "Oh god, this hurts so much." And yes the stereotype of tight Asian pussies is true. We're religious about those damn Kegels as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:09pm
  • never been with an Asian personally but i gotta ask you one and everybody else a question: Why do Asian chicks sound like they are crying/in horrible pain while fucking? That shit is mad annoying. and if you dont believe me watch/do a couple of Asian and tell me im lying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:27pm
  • I'm Asian.

    Submitted by Pjiggly on Jul 23, 10 at 12:28am
  • asian girls are small because their males are just as soft and small...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:10pm
  • #11 on Stuff White People Like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:17pm
  • That's ok she called you white meat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:58pm
  • HAHAH and i re-fell in love with this site all over again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:56pm
  • and they'll vomit on you if you aks them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:14pm
  • 356 is false. 227 is false as well. Asian girls are tiiight :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:58pm
  • i remember my first asian... such a memorable moment in my life.. i made the mistake of dating one though... don't ever date an asian. they are crazy as fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 5:09- I don't want to say you are my new hero, but way to play that one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:25pm
  • That's from Wedding Crashers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:09pm
  • looks like this guy just caught yellow fever =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:02am
  • can someone explain the white man's obsession with asians? or is it just one of those unspoken laws of nature?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:07pm
  • wow 443 don't hate! i'm 100% asian & proud of it. all the white boys want me & black boys want me even more. i'm usually everyone's first asian. & it's true.. my pussy is super tight. 1132- i'm not yellow. i'm golden tan. from taiwan but born here. i have a great ass & big brown eyes. i guess i'd have to be your first : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:33pm
  • wedding crashers altered but still wedding crashers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:03pm
  • wow didnt hear that line from wedding crashers or anything......lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:46pm
  • not all asian girls are crazy.. and not all of them look like the stereotypical asian girl. different colors, sizes, etc. as for the whine-moaning, i'm going to chalk it up to bad porn and girls with high pitched annoying voices.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:43pm
  • yellow girls have no eyes, no ass or boobs, are fucking crazy, and taste bad. no thanks. im a white guy, and ill date any race but asian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:32am
  • @ 5:09 is that b/c asian guys have small penis lol? @5:59 all you had to say was "he's black" and everyone would have inferred the rest haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:09pm
  • 4:10, awesome hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 3:56 speaks the truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:08am
  • lol i knw an asian chick going out with a black dude and shes super scared he wont fit into her vajayjay cuz hes apparently really big and shes apparently really tight...now thts awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Guys, we're talking about restaurants right?! =D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:49pm
  • it makes me SOOO worried this was from some dude i dated lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:36pm
  • i HATE asians. i AM asian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:43pm
  • 7:33 you're usually everyones's first? uhmm okay and also being super tight is actually super hard to fit into...kinda hurts like a bitch. so dont knw why the black dudes would want that since they packing the most.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:06pm
  • Awkwaaaard. You know, for a white guy, I'm not particularly wild about Asian girls. I know, I know, that's like "BLASPHEMY" among white guys, but I'm more into the Black and Arab girls myself. Not that I'm discounting anything happening in the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:03pm
  • flat faces, flat bodies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 8:15pm
  • the white tiger strikes again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:05pm
  • nono my boyfriend definitely said the asian he was with sounded like she was whining. haha but he liked it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:21pm
  • asians look like aliens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:55pm
  • Stolen from Wedding Crashers. Fail. Funny, but fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:52pm
  • a lot of asian chicks are so hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Coming from an asian girl, i find that hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Ahhh, I remember MY first Asian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:57pm
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