She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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Daddy issues?
My name is Chris Hansen..
Fucking on slides deserve a fist pump.
Did my gf in her childhood sleigh bed.
I really hope it was Princess Jasmine. Great excuse to play Steppenwolf.
Lucky basturd
I can't be alone in wondering: what side??
what do you mean 'side'?...he wrote 'sLide'..that might help your confusion
um wow. this clearly has to be statutory...
Because adults can't have fun on slides? No. Chut up!
Chut up? That's new! :D
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