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  i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.

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• Bonus points for creativity!

  Submitted by MeOlly on Jan 14, 12 at 10:13am

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• And that was the only thong he pulled out

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 14, 12 at 10:10am

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• Win! ... now shut up & take this dick.

  Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Jan 14, 12 at 2:00pm

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• That boy is determined to give you herpes.

  Submitted by friedbunnies on Jan 14, 12 at 3:52pm

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• Boy Scout!

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 14, 12 at 1:01pm

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  • That's what I was thinkin.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 14, 12 at 1:12pm

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  • "Be Prepared".

    Submitted by Anaphylaxis on Jan 15, 12 at 12:50am

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• that guys must of been told that before.

  Submitted by DP24 on Jan 14, 12 at 12:19pm

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• Better than a bag of roofies...

  Submitted by ikkin8 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:25am

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• Thing*

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 14, 12 at 10:12am

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  • autocorrect?

    Submitted by preppygirl on Jan 14, 12 at 11:01am

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• Lmfao!

  Submitted by Psykodeliks on Jan 17, 12 at 2:07am

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• Touché

  Submitted by mthib on Jan 14, 12 at 12:07pm

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• woulda married him on the spot

  Submitted by blingostarr on Jan 14, 12 at 2:56pm

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• If I was allergic to seamen... I'd be dead!

  Submitted by heymuthafucka on Jan 15, 12 at 9:31am

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• Obviously someone has already tried that on him... Time to get some new friends

  Submitted by protectoroftext on Jan 17, 12 at 11:56am

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