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  • i'm guessing this is palmdale

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:00am
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  • you hang in there pal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:00pm
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  • isn't this from sex and the city?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:24pm
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  • This is why when u drink, ALWAYS have a wing man who is at least kinda sober so that he can point u AWAY from the whales, DUH! I'm a chick & I'm giving u dick wads this advice...haha sorry but even when drunk fucking fatsos is NOT ok!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:57pm
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  • I've been there, buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:32pm
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  • I gave my dick a motivational poster as a formal apology. It has a little kitten hanging from a branch, you guys know the one? With the text at the bottom that says "Sorry dude, but until we get our shit together it's nothing but 3s and 4s on the menu for a while"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:27am
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  • Slump-buster indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:48pm
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  • Time for a slump-buster, my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:38pm
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  • Good job! I have found that more often the cock is like a kid. The more you love it, the more it grows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:48pm
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  • i feel you man i had to say sorry to mines for last weekend iwas drunk and weak i didnt mean to put him in danger like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:02pm
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  • This made me really happy and I don't know why.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:12pm
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  • ....did you say that to him, or did he say that to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:07pm
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  • Sometimes I think that my penis should be saying that to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:53pm
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  • lmfaooo. oh wow. i guess thats one way to masterbate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:39pm
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  • This sounds like my ex. He could never get it up. He always had this pep talk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:04am
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  • Self-love is a beautiful thing, but y'all taking it too far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:06pm
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  • It's the other way around for me. My dick owes me some apologies. That bastard keeps making me poke dangerous territory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:55pm
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  • Maybe it's not his fault. Maybe it's the person he has to look at. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:19pm
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