Yeah. The AMERICAN bible. Sponsored by NASCAR and Hooters. Fits in yer back pocket and only has three chapters: Genesis, Something-Something, and Revelations.
my dear friend's ex is a bible thumnping piece of crap. he always yells at her that her tshirt is too low cut and makes him want to sin so she needs to change her clothes when hes around. so when she went to pick her kids of from wednesday church class. she saw him hanging on this sunday school teacher..at church!! so she did just what she texted me. i didnt get the first text explaining why--just this one. and that is why shes my best friend! lol
The bible thumper is a douche but I'm not impressed by your friend. I doubt anyone else is either. Including him. Like pulling your shirt down has any effect on non virgin guys....
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