Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
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Gotta love Homecoming week at UNL :)
mmm duffy's. always a good night.
No, he abandoned you, amateur hour.
handle your shit
We don't tell you not to drink after donating blood for shits and giggles!
Learn not ta be a light weight bitch when ya drink
Lucy? was that you?
Hangover headache is blue? Lol
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