I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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Now tell her you'd like some potato head.
"Is that a potato in your pants, or... Oh. OK. So.... Why do you have a potato in your pants again?"
Bad idea because she mistook your dick for a bacon bit.
Yeah you probably should have chosen the one or two best pics.
loaded baked potato ftw!
Women love a man with authority, I give you a DickTater
I don't know what woman wouldn't like a picture of you penetrating an inanimate object. I think eating it after you finished was what sealed it.
Because u were clearly getting laid already?
you were probably "twice-baked" when u considered that a good idea!
How can it not?
Silly person. For centuries, the traditional and most effective way to impress the ladies has been to daguerrotype your dick in a turnip.
She likes licking the sour cream?
How did this get posted before OP's other TFLN (that's still in the Moderate in-box) about him sitting home alone naked getting ready to put his dick in a "delicious potato"? Hate knowing how a story turns out in advance...
POTATOHEAD!!!! [can't type how hard I'm laughing]
Well that's creative lol
Nice one porksword!
And you wonder why everyone knows you have the herp
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