My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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Its called crystal meth, everyone's doing it.
Well at least he fed the cats...
May I suggest changing the locks?
Now, see what all of these things have in common a la Da Vinci Code
This is why you don't date freshmen...
I See A Restraining Order In Your Future.
Your lucky he only took the sticker not the wallet itself.
That wasn't cat food, little kitty. Or water. Aren't spiteful exes fun?!
Is anyone else fuckin tired of this BadMitch guy?
At least it wasn't anything too bad. You know taking all your shoe laces, tv remotes, one leg from every chair in your house, the mirrors...
How would you notice some of those gone already? Besides that, why do they have a key to get in still. You. Are. A. Loser.
those things are pretty noticeable. how can you NOT notice missing snowshoes and laundry quarters?
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