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  • agreed, stop trying to ruin everyone's laughs. Ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:25pm
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  • 8:05PM Oh, the irony... 'bastardising' actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:11am
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  • I may be that dad's son

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:26pm
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  • Your dad sounds awesome. 2:51, it was a quotation for Christ's sake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:16pm
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  • Sounds like he's so proud of both of them....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:43pm
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  • Your mom goes to college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:10pm
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  • That's no excuse for bastardizing the English language. I mean, DAYUM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:05pm
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  • at first i thought it said his dad was making TOAST drunk in front of the extended family. time to take another hit i guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:22pm
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  • It's a text not a novel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:45pm
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  • haha 8.05. Webster was the biggest bastard of them all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:16pm
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  • yeah I agree with 12:28 that is fucking dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:36pm
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  • if you're looking for correct punctuations and spelling..then you probably shouldn't be on a website where it shows the text messages from people's fucked up nights. just throwing that out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:28pm
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  • That's a poorly worded sentence. I had to read it a few times.

    Submitted by Curty_McC on Jun 3, 11 at 1:30am
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  • your sister is a college?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:33pm
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  • I'm guessing the texter was the "whore-monger", because your spelling and grammar are atrocious. By the by, *drunkenly, *successful college [graduate?], and add some proper punctuation for Christ's sake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:51pm
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  • Was that with pants on or off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:40pm
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  • agreed 8:11...and 8:05? you're clearly a douchebag enough to be willing to publicly prove that you use the expression "DAYUM!". Work on that before you bitch about anything else.

    Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 3:05am
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