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  • So much room for activities

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Jan 19, 11 at 11:26am
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  • she probably thought she was gonna be raped..i mean, you had the craziest look in your eye im pretty sure at one point you said 'lets get it on'

    Submitted by rooster92 on Jan 19, 11 at 12:40pm
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  • and i'm looking good. i got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ballfro and she says "i've had the old bull, now i want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner

    Submitted by uberdub on Jan 19, 11 at 7:55pm
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  • maybe she had a stomach full of white dog shit

    Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 19, 11 at 12:45pm
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  • Maybe you just looked real sweaty from watching Cops

    Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 19, 11 at 9:01pm
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  • Did she threaten to stab you in the neck with a knife?

    Submitted by spudman on Jan 19, 11 at 12:14pm
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  • Or maybe you're just a geriatric fuck! Two things! You keep your liver spotted hands off her beautiful mother, she's a saint! An then you sit down and write Dale and Brennan a check for ten thousand dollars! Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ASS! you'll be able to hear your small intestine as it produces SHIT!

    Submitted by jesusjuice on Jan 19, 11 at 5:42pm
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  • Did you ask what dinosaur she wanted to be or what her favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to is?

    Submitted by schreimann on Jan 19, 11 at 4:01pm
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  • im playing Moby-Dick for REAL!

    Submitted by just4laughs on Jan 19, 11 at 12:01pm
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  • Did she threaten to drop you like a motherfucker if you got in her face?

    Submitted by mkilla5576 on Jan 19, 11 at 7:02pm
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  • I tea-bagged your drum set!

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 19, 11 at 8:58pm
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  • Maybe she was really drunk and not interested?

    Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 19, 11 at 11:57am
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  • Maybe she wasn't interested because you were annoying her while she was trying to watch shark week?

    Submitted by PotatoHead on Jan 19, 11 at 7:24pm
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  • She's not interested.

    Submitted by ambur on Jan 19, 11 at 11:31am
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  • Favoriting, if not only for the comments. Amazing.

    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jan 19, 11 at 11:08pm
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  • Hahaha I love every comment under me lol

    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Jan 19, 11 at 10:35pm
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  • She wouldn't hook up with you, even if there was a fire!!!

    Submitted by landonmetz on Jan 20, 11 at 2:48am
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  • I think you trying to bury her alive pretty much did it.

    Submitted by shotpongretard on Jan 23, 11 at 1:10pm
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  • both. she was just having fun with you.

    Submitted by mikescott on Jan 23, 11 at 7:43pm
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  • Well... Are you a big fat curly headed fuck? Maybe thats why she wasnt interested...

    Submitted by ElleSieb on Jan 19, 11 at 11:52pm
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  • You forgot to ask her, does she like guacamole?

    Submitted by shotpongretard on Jan 21, 11 at 8:49pm
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  • A very fine movie to quote!

    Submitted by silverlining on Jan 19, 11 at 10:38pm
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  • Lol :) be happy it wasn't the hangover ;)

    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 19, 11 at 11:19am
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    • guys this is supposed to be jicama, not bok choy\n\nhey dale, the empanadas are starting to sweat!

      Submitted by StanSitwell on Jan 20, 11 at 9:30am
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