I hate when people post texts that are not even remotely funny. What gives you the idea that an inside joke would be funny to everyone OUTSIDE of the joke?
my cat is too busy smoking cigars, drinking whiskey, and calling cat-whores every time i leave the house to text me. Although he does use the GPS on my phone to air out the apartment before i get home. One day I'll catch that little bastard having more fun than me on a Friday night . . . he'll pay for that.
Dog owners don't do that? I leave cartoons on for my dogs sos they don't get lonely and I call my answering machine to talk to them. Yes, dog owners do do that!! hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats not funny.
What is it with cat people and an inability to use pronouns? Cats sleep all day, they wouldn't text you shit. Get over the fact that you are needing texts from an animal to make up for your lack of a life.
this is exactly what i hate cat people. a dog owner would never say such a creepy thing because we know our dogs are DOGS and not widdle babies. i just grossed myself out typing that, that's how much i HATE CAT PEOPLE.
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