"as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards"
thats a guy that knows what he's talking about lmao.
I've actually had this happen to me.
It would feel a lot better it they rubbed THE RIGHT STOP
lmao
hahaha Ok, so I posted this original comment, and I have to say that a) this website messed up my typing, but whatevs. b) I DID try to direct his hand to where it was, but he mistook me for wanting him to stop doing anything at all, and at that point I was so turned off that it made no difference. Bye-bye.
ladies, please tell me that if a guy actually does this you call him a dumbshit and tell him to get the fuck out, then you tell all his friends what a shitty lay he is. HE WON'T LEARN OTHERWISE
i think the real question is: did this occur over pants, or under undies? if it was over the pants.. ok, that can happen if they were jeans... if it was in the panties... no excuse!
"it's called a PELVIC bone you dumb dick! how's he supposed to know what he's doing if you don't even know your own damn body?!"
"Pubic bone" is indeed the correct term for the part of the pelvis that protrudes between the legs. Nice try, though.
guy from 5:34 again, im going to point out to the guy who tried to be a smartass and call this chick out at 6:01, there isn't a pelvic bone, it's actually called the pubis, there isn't a "pelvic bone" it's the innominate bone and it's made up of three individual bones (ilium, ischium, and pubis), dick. im disappointed that no one has noted the jay and slient bob allusion. Philistines...
"as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards"
Pretty sure this is an awesome comment. kudos! Bhahaha clit commander...so hilarious!
didnt he know something was supposed to get wet?
But ladies in all fairness I have seriously gotten HJ's were she just swung it around like she was playing Battle Star Gallatica and BJ's which resulted in blood loss from scrapin'
as a dude this embarasses my gender. I know where the fucking clit is....im the goddman clit commander. this is just unacceptable. There are tons of books on this stuff, you can't say the info isn't out there. Maybe instead of playing Halo 2 for a couple extra hours, pick up the Kama Sutra and actually read instead of jerking off to it. Fucking retards
But ya seriously guys suck in general at going down on women, its great for me cause im good at it :D
Part 2
@5:34: Lol, Jay and silent bob strikes back!!
Btw (long message eh?) girls if you want a guyt o be good, get him to read "The Lowdown on Going down" great book :)
haha 5:34/11:40: Thanks for defending me. It was my error cuz I was trying to think of the correct term, but that's all I could come up with. Anyway, I think I'm giving up until I find someone who is equally passionate as I am, and who knows the the fuck they're doing :) haha
This is totally unacceptable, but plz stop suggesting porn as a solution.
No straight guy cares about any licking or fingering in a porn, even if it was the best guy in the world at doing it with the hottest chick in the world. It's always fast forward straight to the fucking, as it should be. Sometimes it's even fast forward past that to get to the anal.
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